ALFRED HITCHCOCK THE BIRDS AVIAN FLU TONIC BOTTLE For Sale

EMPTY GLASS BOTTLE PURPORTING TO HAVE ONCE CONTAINED HITCHCOCK AVIAN FLU TONIC (Fine Feathered Friends Formula). Label also sports Hitchcocks infamous profile. Bottom of label reads: Its For The Birds.
Screw cap has been opened by theres no scent inside. Excellent condition; clear and formidable.
Fill it with your favourite double shot and keep it handy in case you ever have to run for cover in a phone booth after school...